Mortimer's Nightmares #56

3-27 SNOW

It's snowing today and I was able to go outside and experience it. At first I thought, "OK, I'm kinda curious about this snow stuff," and then I was ready for it to stop. I even tried using my cat powers to make it stop, it's always worked on the humans, but Kitty Powers do not seem to work on mother nature. Here are a few pics of the city.

Future Nurse Ratchet

Today Bert received his acceptance letter for nursing school! On the down side this means a tighter budget, good thing I have my fat reserve, I'm a savvy investor.

Mortimer's Nightmares #28

I appreciate that humans have hobbies, its awesome when they leave me alone while they do whatever it is that they're doing. Its when you force hobbies on unwilling participants, that's where I draw the line.
Just for the record, some hobbies I do not wish to participate in are: scuba diving, frozen waterfall climbing, volcano exploration... Now that I think about it it's easer to list the things I'd be glad to participate in: feeding, petting (heavy) and anything that takes your complete concentration such as homework and paper reading.
Check out these crazy Russians and my poor skydiving feline comrade.

No Need for Soup Lines

This weekend I visited the vet for my six month check up. Nothing major to report, my heart is still a ticking timebomb and I received a Distemper shot.
There was mention in passing that I'm overweight! In this tenuous time with the dollar failing and the word "recession" on everyone's lips, can one be too fat?
I feel that by selling my portfolio and reinvesting in the fat surplus I can live off this resource when food is scarce. When every thing goes to hell, I will have enough fat that I can just set back and watch the humans fight over potatoes.

gold finches

Well it's spring and the gold finches are starting to molt, soon they will be a vibrant yellow. This is all fine and well but they have been eating me out of house and home all winter in their less attractive feathers. Now they'll don their finery and leave. Oh well, there will be a new bird to watch soon.

Wow, the weather has been great! This last week the temperature has almost reached sixty and I haven't had a rain laden cloud sighting. I feel that it is time to hang up my winter coat and dust of my sandals. I have enclosed some pics of me packing away my winter apparel.

Fake Friends

Awhile ago I made the decision to join Facebook, big mistake. Well, not so much a mistake as an annoyance. Every day I receive notifications to add this or do that, I really don't care about adding "fun wall" or having a "hot or not vote." The biggest contributor of my Facebook spam is Jill C M-M. (You know who you are) The other cats all seem really cool, I now have 122 friends world wide.
It has been a fun time but spring is on the way it's time to turn my attention from the computer and get outdoors. (I've been working on a plan) The handsome chap in the pic is Isaac McBitey one of my Facebook friends from Seattle. Party on Isaac!

Mortimer's Nightmares #11

This is the most horrifying image ever put on the internet, (yes even worse than Two Girls One Cup!) The video that follows has the two things that frighten me the most teamed up into one unholy duo. A warning to those with week constitutions, this video is not for you.


A toddler with a vacuum, simply terrifying!

Ennui

It's a another blustery day and I have a bit of the doldrums. I really don't feel like being creative today or chasing mice, I plan to stare out the window and see if I can will winter away.

Bottling the Competition

Here are a few pictures of me, me and I think there might be a pic of a human that doesn't feed me.

International Cat Show

That's right, I attended a cat show, and my dream of being a cat model has been officially crushed. The cats where bulimic, had whisker extensions and I think there was a fur weave or two.Oh well I'm secure with my body and don't need a ribbon to tell me how cute I am! Here are a few pictures of the festivities, notice the lack of black cats.

The Competition

Burt, Ernie and the the gayelles brewed beer today. Four humans in the house and no one paid much head to the pussycat! I even busted out some of my signature cute moves with no response. Lets see how much they like my cat pee IPA.
The first pic is me expressing my hatred toward brewing equipment, the second pic is the tub that has taken the spotlight.