Wednesday, October 1, 2008

A Word From Mortimer

This is more of a statement than a word, and that statement is "I am not a hand towel!" That's right Burt, I see through you and your wet-handed petting. I know that I am merely a means of drying your hands even though the dish towel is just a few feet away.
Do you know how long it takes me to clean my luscious fur? Its not like I roll out of the bed looking this good, no, it takes hours of grooming and rest.


Whicky Wuudler said...

Some cats enjoy being stroked with a wet hand Mortimer. I, like you am not one of them and believe you would be entitled to use the educational bitey to help Burt learn.

Camie's Kitties said...

We agree with Whicky. We don't like being used for a towel either.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade