bon voyage

Like most cats I don't travel long distances well, so B&E will be posting pictures on my blog so I can expirence the heartland. Hopefully they will take pictures that interest me and not just of architecture and trees. A side note to my cat sitter whom I have nicknamed socks with sandals, I have taken a mouse inventory. The count is: eighteen favorite mice (four not accounted for), two catnip mice, three rattly mice (one not accounted for), one woolly mouse, one spiky mouse, and 11 miscellaneous.

One Kitty Making A Diffrence

I have made a resolution to only play in reusable bags. Top cat scientists have released statistics that if you took every paper product that a cat plays with over the span of a year, those bags, boxes, and news papers would circle the globe two times. Changing my media will be difficult but I owe it to mother earth! This was not meant to be an endorsement for Whole Foods, but my agent is always looking for way to get me more exposure.

Feral Cat

Well the suitcases are out and it looks like Bert and Ernie will be abandoning me. They are off to Indiana for ten days to visit friends, family, Sidney and the Brown Menace. I just want to show everyone my prediction of what they will be coming home to.

Day one


Day ten, welcome home boys!

Bring out the Gimp Cat!

Sorry for the out of focus pic, Ernie isn't so great with the camera phone...

Warning!

This cat will send his minions to steal your best mice! He is not satisfied by just taking them and breaking your heart, but he feels the need to completely shred them into piles of nothing! This feline chipper shredder can't be trusted with other cats' mice.

Ahoy

I'm sure everyone is still talking about my tie collar combo, but that's yesterday's news. What's hot right now, sailor suits! Here's a little soundtrack to enhance your enjoyment of my nautical attire.



We're salty!


Thanks to Argh! the Pyrate Zine for the soundtrack.

Cat Playing a Theremin

Enough said.

Feel The Burn

I know in recent posts I have expressed my pleasure in being plump but today I was feeling a little self conscious and decided to dust off one of my old work out tapes.

Mortimer's Nightmares #56

3-27 SNOW

It's snowing today and I was able to go outside and experience it. At first I thought, "OK, I'm kinda curious about this snow stuff," and then I was ready for it to stop. I even tried using my cat powers to make it stop, it's always worked on the humans, but Kitty Powers do not seem to work on mother nature. Here are a few pics of the city.

Future Nurse Ratchet

Today Bert received his acceptance letter for nursing school! On the down side this means a tighter budget, good thing I have my fat reserve, I'm a savvy investor.

Mortimer's Nightmares #28

I appreciate that humans have hobbies, its awesome when they leave me alone while they do whatever it is that they're doing. Its when you force hobbies on unwilling participants, that's where I draw the line.
Just for the record, some hobbies I do not wish to participate in are: scuba diving, frozen waterfall climbing, volcano exploration... Now that I think about it it's easer to list the things I'd be glad to participate in: feeding, petting (heavy) and anything that takes your complete concentration such as homework and paper reading.
Check out these crazy Russians and my poor skydiving feline comrade.

No Need for Soup Lines

This weekend I visited the vet for my six month check up. Nothing major to report, my heart is still a ticking timebomb and I received a Distemper shot.
There was mention in passing that I'm overweight! In this tenuous time with the dollar failing and the word "recession" on everyone's lips, can one be too fat?
I feel that by selling my portfolio and reinvesting in the fat surplus I can live off this resource when food is scarce. When every thing goes to hell, I will have enough fat that I can just set back and watch the humans fight over potatoes.