Friday, January 4, 2008
Today Bert poisoned my rats. Well they're not really mine, but they do live under my bird feeders. These rodents have taken up residence in the asphalt crevices only a foot from my favorite window. At first there was one, (which was cute) but then it had to go and invite all of its extended family. I don't believe killing these cute little critters is the right answer, but it starts with three rats and then boom, you're living in London during sixteen hundreds. Why couldn't it have been an infestation of bunnies?