Thursday, January 10, 2008
Last night I expressed my self though urination. Burt came home right on time, but my normal routine was thrown off by a living room full of humans. I knew I had to take action! I positioned myself strategically in plain sight of the mob and copped a squat. The outcome was exactly as I planed, the crowd dispersed and bedtime was achieved. I've resorted to this technique once in the past, protesting the poor conditions of my bathroom. That cesspool may have appeared adequate for human use, but trust me, a third world cat would not have used it. These experiences have proven that all life's dreams can be obtained though the power of pee.