One Up

Bert has told me all about the midwest birds and how fancy they are. He told me all about things like Orioles, Cardinals, Rose Breasted Grosbeaks, and Tufted Titmice. I was feeling a bit jealous until today when a Western Tanenger was spotted. That's right, bird fanciness on this side of the Mississippi. Take that Heartland birds! You think just because you have Jesus and your fancy plumage that you're better than us, but you're wrong.