I came across this comic in the Portland Mercury, and at first I chuckled but then thoughts of the vet overpowered my emotions and for the rest of the day all I could think about were rectal thermometers. Yikes!!!
Mortimer was a middle aged black cat with a heart problem. He was adopted later in his life by his two gays that he affectionately called Bert and Ernie. May 19 2009, Mortimer's heart condition worsened and he eventually passed, leaving this space to the next generation.