I have resorted to mind control with B&E. My hopes are this will lead to more tuna!
Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna
Please!
The Shoppe
Our Founder
- Mortimer D. Cats
- Portland, Oregon
- Mortimer was a middle aged black cat with a heart problem. He was adopted later in his life by his two gays that he affectionately called Bert and Ernie. May 19 2009, Mortimer's heart condition worsened and he eventually passed, leaving this space to the next generation.
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Mortimer, just stand on their pillow whilst they sleep and scream the words "TUNA" and "NOW" until they do the right thing*. If lesser foods are served, collapsing next to your dish and feigning extreme malnutrition should work.
*Optimum time of day to do this - 05:30hrs
Since I can't understand the language of that female, I can only take your word for it that she's singing "tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna".
George
Tuna Tuna Tuna Tuna I love this idea. Moooooooooom I want tuna now!
I'm a sick kitty too. I have FIV and IBS. Mommy and daddy spend lotsa money taking good care of me. I was a feral kitty they found by the side of the road. I was to sick to fight back when they scooped me up.
Welcome to the blogosphere!
You're a cool kitty. I hope you didn't have to go to the VET. My Pet First Aid book says for shallow cuts ("that don't go completely thru the skin") with an antiseptic liquid soap like Betadine Skin Cleanser adn water or maild soap and water - pat dry with clean soft cloth. Use antibiotic cream like Neosporin or antiseptic spry like BActine to help prevent infection. The book says do NOT apply hydrogen peroxide directly to the skin. The book does say that the would feeling hot "indicates an infection that can turn into an abscess which may need to be cleaned out by a veterinarian."
From reading your bloggy, I think heart problem or no, your Bert and Ernie love you bunches and that will keep you around a long time! I hope you'll come visit me.
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