Sunday, August 3, 2008

Forbidden Love

I'd like to tell you all about my new girlfriend, well she's not really my girlfriend, more of an obsession. Her name is Pom-pom and she lives in the apartment above mine. We met when I was looking out the bathroom window and she was sunning herself on her deck. Our interaction mainly consists of her staring at me an I stare back. B&E have not been very supportive of our relationship, I feel I have done all I can to incorporate them, which means inviting them on double dates to stare out the window at four AM, (my four am love ballads are not appreciated either). B&E be damned, my love for Pom-pom grows every day so they will just have to accept it!

14 comments:

Whicky Wuudler said...

C'mon B&E, Mortimer would appreciate a little interaction with pretty Pom Pom. Surely a supervised play date wouldn't be so difficult?

Mortimer D. Cats said...

In B&E's defense, Pom pom has a full set of claws that Burt was introduced to not so long ago, so I think they are playing it safe.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

wowee wow wow, Pom Pom is very pretty. perhaps she was just shy when she was, um, clawing you.

i love that your B&E are calling you a house panther now. very appropriate...of course now mommy is calling my evil alter ego Bendrix "concentrated evil" ha ha ha

thank you for the good thoughts and compliment while i've been sick. i'm feeling much better and i'm sure most of it is because of my friends purring for me.

Artsy Catsy said...

Mortimer, we saw you on the Cat Blogosphere and came right over to meet you and Bert & Ernie, too! You're welcome on our blog doorstep anytime ... well, any time you're not busy with those love ballads, that is!

Purrs,
Rocky
CEO (Cat Executive Officer)
& the Artsy Catsy staff

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Just because PomPom din't like Burt does not mean she won't love yoo. He's a human...yoor not.

Camie's Kitties said...

We agree with Zippy, Speedy and Sadie. Bert shouldn't keep you from your true love.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Derby said...

Hello Mortimer. I can't give you much help with your love life, but just wanted to say hi. We have being clawless in common. My first human did the same, mum just accepts me as I am.

I also sent you a message to be Catster furiends! Hi to B&E too.

The Meezers said...

Hi Mortimer - we read about you too on the Cat Blogosphere site. We agree wif Zippy, Speedy and Sadie - mabye just Ernie will soopervise a play date with you and Pom Pom. She's quite cute.
Sammy, Miles and Billy

ML said...

Hi, Mortimer. i's finks you should post some of yours love ballads to Pom Pom on yours blog, then she'd be sure to see them.
Maybe Bert and Ernie don't unnerstand the extent of yours love fur Pom Pom.
Furry nice to meet you,
Purrs,
KC

The Cat Realm said...

B and E should really help you in that matter!!!! Our staff is VERY supportive when it comes to matters of the heart with us! Do we need to start a petition for you to go on dates with Pom Pom? She looks pretty, if there was any incident involving claws it was probably a misunderstanding!
We will cross our paws for you!
Mrs. OZ and Tintin.
Karl is STILL on safari with Ruis....

Katie and Da Katz said...

Oh whats she lool like!?! gots any picshurs?

=^..^=

Karen Jo said...

Pom Pom is beautiful and I can't blame you for falling for her.

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

I hope your romance turns out well....no kitty should have unreqated love....nice to meet you by the way!

Monty Q. Kat said...

I say go for it, dude. Ladycats like a mancat who's persistant!

And..um...heal quickly too.