Sunday, September 14, 2008

Spider Candy

I'm in trouble with Burt. He has been bitten by a spider for the fourth time. He tells me that one of my only jobs is to be the spider hunter in the house. He has also accused me of scaring the spiders out from under the bed and into the sheets. While I do enjoy my under the bed lair, I can not be held responsible for the spiders' actions. Due to my busy napping regimen, I don't have time for spider hunts. I think the easiest solution would be for Burt to start sleeping with bug spray on.


Whicky Wuudler said...

Clearly the mind of Burt is ravaged by spider venom induced hallucinations. He will sleep it off and come to his senses ;)

Aoise said...

I agree. You can't be expected to spider hunt until all napping is accounted for.