Sunday, June 22, 2008

Diet Fud

I am officially on the diet kibble and it sucks! I protest every time that tasteless kibble is poured into my bowl. My meows of desperation and hunger fall on deaf inferior human ears. I loved my old food and will continue to protest until my taste buds are titillated once again. The misspelling of "food" in the title was for Burt, he loves it when cats spell it "fud."

6 comments:

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh sweetie! Come over and we will feed you right away!!!

The Meezers said...

well, we just finded out that mommy has been feeding us Whiskas Weight Management foods. they has bits in them like tem-tay-shuns so we loves it, but now that we knows it's diet foods, we doesn't know what to do!

ZOOLATRY said...

The only good cat is a fat cat.
That's our personal motto... so go tell that to Bert & Ernie! Ha!
P.S. and tell B & E to email us, cause if they wanna see a "fat cat" we'll show them one!
Bye now, Maggy & Zoey at Zoolatry.
zoolatry@gmail.com

Parker said...

Diet food - Blech! I don't blame you Mortimer!
By the way, it's nice to meet you! You are quite the handsome guy!

Whicky Wuudler said...

Mortimer, I feel your pain ;)

The Crew said...

Hi Mortimer. We read about you over at The Cat Blogosphere and wanted to stop by to meet you. Welcome to our cat blogging community.

Stop over and see us.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty
The Crew